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Gadgets you DO NOT want to be associated with

Posted Nov 05, 2006 at 07:24AM by Ian C. Listed in: Security, Laptop Accessories, Cellular Accessories Tags: Halloween

Yes, we all know that sometimes things fail. But sometimes, things just fail in a sense that is beyond the net-speak use of the term fail can ever encompass. There are products, ideas, and concepts that are just too absolutely absurd, or to be nice, to "ahead of their time," that the mere thought of being associated with them induces a minor epileptic seizure.

TechEBlog has compiled a list of 5 gadgets you DO NOT want to be seen using. It's so odd and mind numbing that we decided to share the insanity with you, our beloved readers. Lets start.

The Wearable Cell Phone Booth.

This odd contraption was Created by Jenny Chowdhurry. It is basically "a wearable object you can carry around with you and set up when you need a moment to talk." Uh. Yeah.

The Shower Belt

Fashinable?

The "Shower Belt", designed by Carl Hagerling, can be attached to a faucet. Yes. The thing can spray water. Just in case you want to turn any washroom you run into into some type of personal space. We're wondering if it can spray water while you're wearing the thing.

Wearable Gaze Detector

Haluuuuuuuuuuuuuu... I'm loooking at you!

It's something that looks like headphones in a weird twisted way. If want people to thing that you escaped from some odd dark science lab in Black Mesa wear this gadget. If you want a video recording of all the bouncy things you've been looking at the whole day, this out of place thing is also ideal for you... you pervert.

Techno Privacy Scarf

What the...

There are no words....

And finally the coolest one of the lot. The only thing that could possibly be cool (too bad Halloween is over), The Synthetic Human Skin Laptop Bag

This could be cool...

Creep the hell out of people, and then make all the "goth-emo" people love you. The Skinbag is shock absorbent, has 1 cm padding (fabric lining), and 1 side pocket for all your accessories. It measures approx. 39 x 29 cm or 14 x 11 in. and doubles as a regular carrying bag. Sick... yet sometimes cool.

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by sdffd (Unregistered) - 2006-11-05

» barf

cell phone booth is hillarious

by Realism Boy (Unregistered) - 2006-11-05

» Cell Phone Girls Booty

Why are girls so ignorant that if they wear low cut jeans and shirt when they bend over you can see their underwear?

I saw cell phone girls booty and it just make me wonder why dum azz ho's never understand that when they bend over they are giving the world a free underwear peep show.

Dum dum heads

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Re: Joe (Unregistered) - 2006-11-07

» *****

stupid *****, you sit back and enjoy the show thats why they give it to you, they expect you to watch.

by cell booth user yes i have one and use it (Unregistered) - 2006-11-13

» rainy day

i would buy it if it could hold itslef and worked as a shelter in the rain the its nice

by superman (Unregistered) - 2006-11-14

» cool

i would buy one.. but thats only cuz im superman and id need somewear to change into my tights..

by thatcrazyguy (Unregistered) - 2006-11-16

» not a good idea

i dunno about that one..... makes someone look like a huge tackling dummy. not a good thing to be doing since jackass 2 been in theaters. can see it now...... ring, ring, ring. oh hello, just wait a second while i set up my phone booth.... so how have you been.... blah blah blah (rapid foot steps slowly getting louder in the background) BOOM!!! (fits of laughter being heard while the foots steps quickly become quiet again)

heck i think i would do it on principal to people who listen to their entire anoying ringer before answering.

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